A1 Anonymous • Page 119

How would I know? I only have surveillance equipment in Garret's bathroom.

 

Reconnecting with old friends is the worst. Mainly because all of them are doing stuff with their lives.

 

Listening to Mitch HEdberg tonight. Miss him.

 

Try not to compare yourself to your friends, current/old/otherwise. When you (general you) hit about 25 a bunch of them will get married off, and then on the train to 30 they'll pop out 2-3 kids, then a few will get divorced, and then you'll be about 33 and happy you just have pets and rent a decent apartment while you read FB status updates about some kid's diaper.

 

Did you put A1 on the calamari?

 

I have a new favorite Mitch joke because I can totes relate.

"If I was missing nine fingers, I would type just as fast."

 

Just woke up.

 

@St. Nate is woke

 

In tryna be unwoke. Im exhuasted

 

It's time for an intervention

Now Derek we're all here because we care about you...

 

Lmao

 

Zzzquil has done wonders for my sleep.

 

I only use it if I have bad allergy problems. Otherwise, I'll sleep forever.

 

I have an easier time waking up from it than I do normal sleep. But depression has always made my sleep very unrestful and not very deep. This eliminates that. I sleep almost exactly 8.5 hours every time I take it.

I think I take it only when my brain decides to remind me of all the things I'm "behind" on. So not every night. But most.

 

Second Tennessee game in a row where my cousin has gotten two free tickets and hasn't offered one to me. That's cool. Our other cousin apparently drove overnight from Ohio to go.

 

Signed up for Crunchyroll in hopes I win a trip to Japan. pls pls pls

 

I fainted this morning and woke up in between the bathtub and the toilet.

 

That's not good, bud. Hope you're okay.

 

So I've had one of these since 2011: Pilondial Cyst Basics

and it is recurs every 5-6 months. However, this time it's moved farther up and I think the infection has gone to my bloodstream lol. I want to go to a specialist to get it removed, but they say there's nothing they can do until it is infected and comes to a head, BUT it seems it always comes on a day where I can't miss class or MOST OF THE TIME it comes on the weekend when the specialist is not in >:O

But yeah, I woke up this morning feeling really dizzy, hot and lightheaded and I've never felt like that before. Then before I knew it, I woke up on the floor and then I drank some ice cold water and ate some cereal, and I think that helped me out.

 

Gotcha. Gotta go see Dr. Pimple Popper. Sounds miserable. :/

 

I had a weird experience last night.

I have a broken tail bone. Have since I was a freshman in high school. Since I started doing bench workouts, there is a pressure on the exposed tailbone. I don't know if it pokes through the skin or what. Last night it was in a bunch of pain. I touched it, and it was just bleeding. Not bad or anything, and enough to just kinda let it go. I'm wondering if it is something I can just get removed completely at this point.

 

I'm at work right now and I was laying at the top of the staircase so I could lay down and customers wouldn't be able to see me (weird AF if they see someone laying in the floor), but then I got up after I thought "wait, what if I faint again? R.I.P."