A1 Anonymous • Page 1166

Do you have a sister named Jill?

 

The ones that produce chocolate milk?

 

no

i apologized twice that's all yall get

 

wtf is this shit

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah the pre-steaks.

You think if I freeze a cow, it'll become a sort of natural soft-serve machine?

 

Yes, it even comes with a hot fudge attachment

 

A Coney Island in Michigan had this today. I'm speechless

 

What a sandwich

 

I thought its what a time to be alive

 

Nah

 

Know what sounds fun? Never looking at a job board ever again

 

wyd

 

cool, cool

 

trying to write a query letter

 

don't try to get published folks. it's harder than writing the damn book.

 

I keep the lawn mower in the published, and the weed eater in the privashed.

 

I don't know writing a book seems impossible and you did that

 

I'm head of development for our startup now. Gonna have to interview people lol. That should be interesting

 

What does your company do?

 

Ironically, to sell a book, you gotta write a long one, and then sell it in under 300 words.

 

We're launching an app

 

@Dirty Sanchez if we're successful you always have a job opportunity in California haha. We'll see in a year how things are. I'm pretty confident in the app cuz the CEO has a dad that's a CEO of a software company and has the investment connects.

 

We actually have a lot of applicants which is awesome

 

"Dirty Sanchez loves the book. What more do you need you sick assholes?"

 

I didnt know you can read


O wait we know each other through a forum the reuqires reading


Bad joke.


Carry on