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I mean, I haven't really thought of them in a long time, so you have to understand that these are real shitty and I'll probably not even remember what I thought was funny about them, but I'm sure you guys can turn them into gold.

 

You already are though

So when we do open mic I'll sign you up too

 

Never heard of it

 

Blocked

 

My professor gave me zeroes for the assignments. Hell will soon rain down.

 

And the classic carry on joke

 

It's the one that goes... duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh

 

Okay then I didn't know @dadbolt comedes, better?

 

That's one of my favorites

You haven't heard her deep cuts, they're the best

 

Ah, THAT one. Thanks for the assist

 

For cheating?

 

No problem. I knew if I just gave you a few bars, you'd pick up on it.

 

This works on so many levels when it comes to "Sandstorm"

 

Yes. I'm emailing him now about it. This is fucking killing me.

 

I'm curious what everyone here would do for a stand-up set

 

I don't think anyone here's seen me do a standup set yet, I can't remember

I know @suicidesaints went to the opposite night of a weekend where I was doing a standup set

 

Sit down

 

BTW @dadbolt, I probably won't be able to go see Shane Mauss Friday or Saturday, unfortunately. I'm going to see if I can make it to the show tomorrow night, but that's looking kinda bleak too.

 

im actually not going to be able to come to town. my great-grandmother passed away and funeral is Saturday.

 

Man, I'm sorry to hear about that. But glad to see you had a great grandmother this late in life.

 

thank you. it was time, man. even crazier that my daughter met both of her great-great-grandmothers.

 

When I beat my girlfriend in a foot race the first time she was thunderstruck

 

Laura is better than me at everything except 2K

 

That's really cool. Is Sophie taking it okay?

 

i actually haven't told her yet. didn't want to tell her over the phone and she's staying with me tomorrow