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No it is the truth.

 

Damn. Maybe I should change mine.

 

This is blasphemy. Oh well, more space at the sweetest place on earth for me.

 

I like white chocolate... in the trash

 

What

 

huh

 

Hersheys is good but sucks by comparison to almost any other chocolate.

 

I used to not like white chocolate but I warmed up to it recently for a bite or two

 

Nutrageous GOAT candy bar

 

I wrote a great joke today I'm so excited about it

 

We need to go to open mic night @dadbolt let's pick a Tuesday or Wednesday where we can both take off

 

im down. u find the spot and give me a couple of days notice and I'll go.

no videoing me tho

 

It's amazing how bad work is going for me this month

 

@dadbolt @Fucking Dustin You guys HAVE to let me know if you go do an open mic. I'd never dream of stepping foot on stage, and I have no jokes, but I'd LOVE to see you two go up.

 

I have to have a couple weeks notice so this definitely works for me

I'll definitely let you know, it'd be such a good time

 

Wait, @dadbolt sings too?

 

We only sing hit song "Sandstorm" by Darude

 

Also, I said I don't have any jokes, but I do have a couple of really shitty premises that I could run past you and Derek and maaaaayyyyybbbbeeee you could turn it into something that would you could eventually say on stage and probably bomb with.

 

It's an open mic for stand-up comedy I think not karaoke

 

I'm so curious now hahaha

Shitty premises are my favorite I have so many I haven't used yet

 

I'll be the one heckling

 

Why you gotta be so rude

 

I'll just introduce you as the next comic after my set so you have to tell jokes

 

That would backfire so fast since 50% of the jokes would be like "So guess how dumb my boyfriend is..."

 

"Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love."