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@dadbolt 's birthday

 

chase

fuck you

 

Back in my day we'd have this payload delivered already

 

Sometimes sorry just isn't good enough now is it?

 

We like cheese flavored items, artificial or otherwise

 

Oh also Sophie made some choices

Some good, some bad

 

nice try

 

I'm gonna press tweet button. Its going out there.

 

maybe learn my twitter handle before u send dumbass tweets

 

Krabby Patty secret formula

 

Really hoping I can meet with Geoff before the Thursday show, got a great shirt for him to wear

 

hmm lol damn. I got it wrong.

 

god dammit

 

I fully support this.














but velveeta can get poured straight into the trash

 

Fixed

 

one of my many nicknames at camp was Colby Jack.

 

You know damn well he'd probably put it on.

New Thursday album will be titled: "Happy Birthday, Derekbolt"

Tracklist:

1. It's Your Birthday
2. When the Swans Revolt, We Take Solace in the Fact that it's your birthday!
3. Happy Birthday, dadbolt
4. Last Call on your Birthday
5. Love Has Led Us Astray (because we forgot your birthday).
6. Resuscitation of a Birthday Boy!
7. A Gift Card in the First Act of your Birthday.
8. No Presents
9. Happy Birthday to the End
10. Open Your Presents before the Quotes!!!

 

prolly not good to have be associated with any sort of jack nickname at camp

what were u really doing out in the woods

 

Hey @dadbolt what's your zip and what days are you off work

 

Come on you missed the most obvious one

 

Jet Black Birthday

 

42069

next weekend

 

One of the examples for a skywriting quote place said "LAURA I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY!" and I couldn't help but think how much money the guy would've saved if he left off the "LIKE CRAZY" and that Laura would probably still have appreciated the gesture

I also thought about how funny it would be if I used it to send ordinary messages to @Laura

Like if she went outside and there was skywriting that said "LAURA DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK UP EGGS AFTER WORK?"

 

Also dammit Derek I was going for the quad post I'm gonna have to do it again now