A1 Anonymous • Page 1113

I will not kiss your penis

 

Klaus made pecorino.

 

It's a sacred parenting bond that I will never show Sophie @dadbolt's posts

I wouldn't want him to show Gavin and Grayson my posts, so I will never ruin Sophie or Aeryn

 

Ketchup may prevail

 

To: sophie@dadbolt.com
Subject: DO NOT VISIT CHORUS

 

I admire that y'all can flip the switch and not be weird and extra with your kids, I'd always worry I wouldn't be able to

 

Aeryn would be so mad at me

 

"y these freeks love cheezits!?!"

 

she's not mad just disappointed

 

I just took a political test and this is where I lay:

 

What's Roar?

You'd have to run awfully far.

I'm a weird dude as is obviously and I don't think I'll be able to flip when my dude is old enough to know any better so he's just gonna be fucked up. Oh well, we can always try again with another

 

Also you motherfuckers forgot the GOAT cheese

 

Of course how else would we make queso or cheese worms

 

I'ts all you

 

Cheese Worms you say?

 

Spaghetti+butter+Velveeta

 

That sounds quite good

 

Butter my spaghetti like you do my pop tarts, please.

 

I'd be worried about where I stand

 

With pleasure bby

 

You butter like it

 

A1 thread part 2 is now officially "fuck Mass Effect"

 

Just to warn y'all I'm halfway through a bottle of wine so overwatch will be fun

Also you'll be playing through the TV so Laura can hear and laugh at us