A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 992

I just ate a banana and some Mallomars

was glorious!

 

men's wherehouse

 

off to a good start

 

A florist and a restaurant hahah. I get the dumbass parents in the morning and the dumbass kids at night.

 

I can never find that one

 

I hear ya

for me that's Target not that I ever want to go there

 

I got one felony
I got two felonies
I got three felonies
I got four felonies
I got five felonies
I got six felonies
I got seven felonies
Bitch im Bill Bellamy

 

I can barely walk and get up out of this chair. Not using the restroom in 4 days will take its toll.

 

this is a family friendly thread

 

I LITERALLY CANNOT SH**

 

Do it do it do it do it

 

Just sent @Fucking Dustin a very intriguing offer.

 

Tonight I'm gonna eat a taco salad. Taco meat, cheese, salsa (a little bit), onions, sour cream in a bowl. NO tortilla bowl :(((

 

Taco salad was how I made it through taco day in elementary school and feeling full......



Come to think of it rigging up school meals is one of the most valuable things school taught me, eating cheap and feeling full lol. I don't know if that's really a good thing though.

 

My god

 

So my work had a new release that went live today and it broke the password reset process for all of our clients, including the ones who work on the weekends, so I am now likely working all day today.

 

Lol I remember when everyone was saying Willa Ford would be a female Eminem back in the day and I was like "Why would we need that? Why can't she be herself?" and I LOVED Em back then lol.

 

:(

 

im sorry dude

 

I know you don't feel appreciated there but I appreciate you

 

My girl is sitting here venting to me about the ins & outs of her job and I'm watching her emote and as she "dropped the mic" proverbially on one part of her stories she hardcore did the side eye both hands, fingers out sip tea thing and I just had to laugh and say "Never call me over animated again". lol

 

One time I traded a Pikachu for a holographic Lapras.