A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 988

Oh god they’re talking about juice and chicken cream salads at Whole Foods

 

They’re friends dog has its own Instagram and it has more followers than them

 

here comes the flax seed and coconut water convo

then up next we got yoga and the benefits of essential oils

 

how hilarious is it that the Used is still a thing

 

I just had this thought the other day. I saw they were touring or something and was in disbelief. They should have died out in 2010 at the latest

 

He got me into the field museum for free. It was so awesome. I learned so much about dinosaurs

 

is that a direct quote from the dorks or are you also really into dinosaurs????

 

I think you should consider a "turtle in space sleeve" tattoo. @angrycandy

 

wrestling is real

 

Direct quote. I can’t make this up.

 

Don't tell the_used_fan that!

 

Convinced I’m a space turtle

 

How did you do this?

 

Tattoo ideas? I'm glad you asked:
- A bottle of A1 steak sauce
- A cow, grazing in a field with a speech bubble that says "you're a disappointment to your mother."
- Bazinga!
- Sheldon Cooper's spot on the sofa
- Freebies
- A stick of butter with "come and get it" wrapped around it
- An America flag, but all of the Stars are Spider-Man's face and all of the stripes are actually still just stripes
- the words "skinny jeans" over and over wrapping around your bicep
- Jason's face saying "I'm proud of you, son."
- Andy Dick
- a back tattoo that's just a paragraph of text from John Mulaney 's New in Town
- @Dirty Sanchez 's real name written in comic sans coming out of a gun made of bubbles
- "Midwestern Emo is still emo" going up your wrist

 

My father was a turtle.


Also snapchat filter.

 

Sheldon Cooper's urn.

 

It is real, but it's scripted. Still scripted does not mean fake.

 

“How come when you get a burrito bowl the lettuce goes on top, but if you get a salad the lettuce goes on bottom? They’re the same thing, they have the same ingredients.”

 

Now there's a tattoo idea.

 

yeah for sure. i love wrestling more than i love people.

but what i posted is a man in a 10-15 foot panda bear suit wrestling another man in a ring full of what appears to be shit lol

 

The Rock destroyed Tyrese the other day.

 

In my defense, the gif didn't load until I'd already typed my post and I'm trying to live without regrets.

 

do people get rice in their salad??????????

 

truth. wrasslin & cartoons.

 

and, when they mix, ooohhh boy