A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 986

Plausible deniability.

 

Speaking of curses, every time the Legend of Zelda Orchestra has come to town, my relationship has ended.

First gf: we bought tickets for the show, broke up like a week before (went anyways)

Second gf: she bought be tickets for my birthday or something. Again, broke up like a week before (went anyways)

Third gf: I saw that the orchestra was coming to town and purposefully did not buy tickets lol. A few months go by and I totally forget about it and my gf breaks up with me. It was the week of the Zelda concert.

It’s a really dumb, yet consistent, thing

 

Kinda similar curse but every time I have tickets to a Deftones show, I get in a car accident the day of the show

 

hahahha idk which is worse

 

That is weird. So have you ever seen them?

 

Nope! Had tickets 3 different times, missed all 3 dealing with a different car accident that day

 

I've been invited to see Deftones twice since then and have refused both times

 

Damn, that sucks man.

 

Lemme Get 18k

 

i got chinese food, can’t wait to hate myself!

 

That’s my secret, I always hate myself

 

At least you’re not this guy @electro haikus

 

I got a ticket for parking in a handicap spot bc my friend just had surgery so I was helping her get to her room in the dorm. I got to the car while he was writing the ticket and I told him what happened and he was like yeah, right. $200 smackaroonies.

 

I drove a dump truck for a little while when i was on the beach once. I was hammered. Prolly a bad move, but the keys were in the ignition...what else am i supposed to do?

EDIT: It was only like, straight for 20 yards and then back for 20 yards and i parked it. I'm responsible. Left the keys and everything, just like the pros do.

 

You can't accuse them off anything either unless you physically see them

Not in Austin, it's the worst

Hell yeah

Seeing Deftones

 

I’m really glad I just spent an hour and a half at the library talking about jaywalking and thieft. Great use of my time. Gonna kill it on this midterm

 

Praying for you.

 

Thank you. That should help

 

But you're spending quality time with us. That's precious and will never be forgotten.

 

why do hangovers last all day now

 

@Colby Searcy is right. You prolly learned way more from us, than a fuckin' book could tell you.

 

damn dude, STILL?

 

cause we are old

 

i haven't had an excessive amount of liquor in quite a while. my body hates me.

 

I've had two day hangovers. it's really pretty awful.