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I’ll do it. The street isn’t yours to just wander around aimlessly, like some modern day pedestrian Moses. We have given you a crosswalk to walk across the street safely.

 

I'm the least aggressive pedestrian ever, you'll never meet a less aggressive pedestrian than me

 

No you haven't, half of the drivers here park on the damn crosswalk

 

that’s how i was. one day i missed a sensor in a game case and set off the door sensors. dude at the door tried to stop me, i had headphones in and just kept walking like I couldn’t hear him, telling myself the whole time not to turn around. nothing happened and that’s the last time i ever did it

 

Ask Laura how safe using the crosswalk is here

 

that’s an aggressive stance

 

Yeah i drove in Texas for the first time in June. You all have some of the worst drivers ever. NO ONE USED A TURN SIGNAL THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS DOWN THERE

 

I'm only passive while walking

 

A lot of the pedestrians are equally bad

I will say this, I would NEVER be dumb enough to jaywalk next to a damn highway, but people will do it

 

People who jaypark are karma for Dustin jaywalking.

 

Well, I dunno how it is in most department stores, but I used to work at a grocery store and legally when people stole stuff the only thing we could do was call the cops

 

It's so unsafe it's the entire reason I stopped running

 

Honestly I've encountered less idiocy jaywalking than I have actually using designated crosswalks

Even at the hospital

 

Anyway no one could ever hit me with their car and get away with it

I have a curse

I've never killed anyone, BUT anyone who has ever truly crossed me and caused harm to me or my family has died

 

I didn't do anything, it's just a thing that happens coincidentally

 

Seriously its an art form. Frogger aint got shit on NY junkies tryna get across the highway.

 

I used to hate bicyclists but then my car broke down and instead of fixing it I purchased a bike and did that for a year and I gotta say, it’s not easy being a bicyclist and I feel for them more than I used to. We can’t be on the sidewalk but when we’re on the street people hate us so it’s like a constant catch 22. I try to be as courteous to cars as possible. With that said, there are asshole bicyclists and San Francisco is full of em and they die all the freakin time. I swear it was like at least one bicyclist death a day and it was always their fault

 

I didn’t realize you could be any form of aggressive pedestrian.

 

Bicyclists are strangely enough the most competent in Texas, they usually stay on the road but out of the way and do their thing

 

This is like how every girl I’ve ever had a crush on is either married or a lesbian now. But with more murder.

 

the only thing left over from my “punk” days is the music. i work a government 9-5, am a serial monogamist, love a good cry movie, am gonna buy the new taylor record so fast, and usually get most excited about a sober board game night. i like being a nerd way more than a punk.

 

Hey now I never said "murder"

 

as ian said, nyc

 

I’ve stolen one thing in my life and looking back on it was probably some cursed relic shit and I should probably return that two thousand year old tile to Masada

 

I’ve jaywalked the busiest intersection in Rome. NYC was a breeze in comparison.