A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 945

I think today has been one of my better days in the thread

 

nope

 

@Ken you ever watch any of this kid's reviews?

 

Name another

 

I remember one time me and my friends ordered chinese and it was a big order and dude took FOREVER to get there and be had the audacity to go "No tip?" after all of us were getting the money together.

 

Wtf @Colby Searcy you go to my school!?!?

 

I see you on your phone and apologizing to that girl that ran into you

 

I can't keep up with this thread today.

I'm reading through the sex thread and I absolutely lost it when I read about Colby fucking on the couch with the blinds open:

@iCarly Rae Jepsen : on the couch you mean right? unless you were wedged between the cushions

@Colby Searcy : We were rolled up in the sleeper sofa

Colby: Or should I say pull out couch

I don't know why but that shit tickled me.

 

When i was in college it was pretty normal to walk in on fellatio in the laundry room since i guess people dont know what to do while they wait. Bring something to suck on lol.

 

Thanks Erin! It only took a week but my jokes are finally appreciated!

 

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said butter

 

I ate too many Chicken Nuggets and now my tummy hurts.

 

tfw you're in the bathroom and the cleaning guy knocks, you say you need a minute, and he literally just leans on the wall across from the bathroom door while you finish your business

wtf dude go away

 

Tough shit, you gotta finish them

 

This happens to me almost daily. Cleaning Woman just stands there and waits

 

My girl got you all beat.
I pick her up last week and she asked me if its normal for guys to pull their dick out ON THE WAY INTO the bathroom... And i was like wtf? No? Privacy first.

And she goes oh, cus as i left the mens bathroom today after cleaning it and some dude went to come in as i was going out with his dick in his hand. "and i gotta say i wish i had more hands to give more thumbs down" lmao

 

Trying so hard not to buy beer rn

 

buy it and get drunk and post in here about your meal

 

yeah, do that

 

One.... Hour..... Left... I can do it.. But... So... Painfully slow... And boring... The horror..

 

Today I walked up to my professor and this happened

Me: hey I was just curious about the midterm...like when I study what should I focus on

Him: well I’d say all the readings in the first three chapters

Me: okay, well, what about the stuff we cover in class that isn’t in the book?

Him: *blank face* it’s all in the book

*me trying to cover up for the fact that I basically haven’t read anything all smeester*

Anyways, I shouldn’t drink, I should study. Maybe a beer...

 

I need to start eating real poor like

 

Manager: do that computer class about forklifts.
Me: sure, but.... Why? We dont even forklift bro...
Manager: i know its dumb but ya have to.



This class is like 5 chapters 40 pages each. About a forklift ill never use. Fuck me.

 

Is it online? Whenever I’ve had to do any sort of test like this I skip to the end and if there’s anything that can’t be answered by common sense I just google it

 

Yeah. I mean i mor3 so just go thru cus the chapter literally give you the same questions and tell you the answer thats on the tests... Basically just flipping thru all the pages to get to questions and keeping mental note of the answers lol