A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 919

Oh cool. My brother in law is up to some bullshit again. Using my niece as a weapon and breaking my family up.

This is fine. So fine I can't even tell anything is happening. So fine.

 

I thought about it but never pulled the trigger. I didn't buy these my friend shared one with me and bleh.

 

"Why not send me letters? I am very sad one in Russia, write to me necessarily, it is waiting for your Stella. My email "

ok this was in my email

 

So, I mean, you emailed them back, right?

 

Nothing like getting a project at 4:55. Fuck.

 

so you are still at work?

 

GG

Tomorrow I get to start meeting with vendors for the project I was given yesterday.

This is my life now. I don't know what it means but I'm gonna do it.

 

I have to do call backs at work and have to use the rest room AND do something across the whole lot were in and people are only calling me back when i go to do either.

V frustrating lol.

 

2 hours later... ... ...

sleepy posts:

"I SHIT MY PANTS AT WORK"

 

sucks to suck

 

I had someone randomly text me welcome hone then threaten my life saying i knew id get fucked up if i did and i texted back "lol wut?" and whoever it was laughed and said wrong number.

 

I actually have amazing bowel control, the best. The most beautiful stools youve ever seen. Believe me.

*trump voice*

 

Im at work and i just said "You wont believe this shit" in a Trump voice after that post and popped myself lol.

Luckily no one is here to think im crazy. Maybe the ppl watching on cam do tho.

 

pooped* ?

 

burn those pants

 

Nope you all be glad to know that passed. *troll face*

 

JAAAAAAM

 

Today I've eaten a banana, some cashews, some pistachios, some jalapenos, some carrots. Trying to eat healthy again lol.

 

LOL this is some fucked up shit.

 

She's great. I don't listen to the radio much but I heard "NewRules". I don't know if it's playing a lot but I was like hell yeah.

 

I genuinely have not one clue what the hell hes talking about?

 

Whats the "Department if Defense"

 

Run on sentences like whoa.

 

Tom is permanently 'on one'