A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 918

i am not that hairy of a man all things considered. my chest hair is p funny, it used to look exactly like this iteration of the bat symbol

it's a little better now

 

Do you shave your chest?

 

did you just come up with this because it's brilliant

 

The customers managed to clog the toilet so bad nothing can get it down. Im about to put a sign over the office bathroom so these crazy folks dont ruin my bathroom

/Costanza

 

i don't. except, the occasional creeper hairs that grow super long.

 

I’m hairy as fuck but my stupid head and face are where it’s lacking. So dumb.

 

you pull off bald, if it helps.

i could never pull off bald. my head is a fucking planet.

 

Lol yeah i did, thanks.

Thats how i operate whenever i try and plan things out i think too much and me and my mind got beef. From silly forum posts to my own art and love life lol.

 

When I worked at grocery store, there was this lady who I guess had a vendetta against us and she came in with the sole purpose of clogging the toilet. Just grabbed hella paper towels and shoved me down there! Of course, we didn’t realize this until she left....but we knew it was her

 

*clears throat... talking in Ian's voice* at least it's not Uranus

 

Thanks bud. I think I pull it off alright too tbh (probably cause I’m half Mexican). It’s more the beard thing that I’m upset about.

 

I wish there was an easy way to get rid of body hair for good. I’d do it in a heartbeat.

 

I feel like being hairy just kinda happened one day it's weird, but oh well I've always wanted to be an otter
sorry trying to remove it

 

I’ve always wanted harier arms for some reason.

 

maybe the forum beaver can help you cope

 

Lasers?

 

I had a Frosted Cherry Jolly Rancher Poptart. Why would they do this? It’s disgusting.

 

I use to work at this Convenience Store and wed have one dude whod always show up and buy blunt wraps then suddenly later that night thered be blunt guts all over the bathroom floor. (one time he forgot his wallet there, never had the blunt gut issue after lol he knew we knew)

And an older dude whod come and always get coffee with french vanilla everytime he come in numerous times daily. But he only liked it from the lil machine if he had to use the lil disposable shot versions hed use like 20 and purposely spill some and leave some on the counter as his mini quiet protest and then go complain to managers

Who usually just told him youre the one who uses all our French Vanilla up. We are expecting a delivery this week.

 

Did you try the orange soda and root beer flavored poptarts? so awful.

 

It’s not very cheap and doesn’t it only last like 8 months?

 

Haha, people just amaze me. Working in the service industry for so long has allowed me to experience some wonderfully awful things

 

Google tells me 6-12 months. I guess twice a year isn't bad for never having to shave again? But yeah, the cost.

 

I dont know why but ticks love to bit me on my shoulder blades. I always find em there if i find any. Gah.

 

All I can grow is a dirt stache that doesn’t connect in the middle and then a little bit of a goatee

 

For real and its even worse if you have gas and or lotto people treat ppl with so little respect over that. I had one 6'7 dude tryna pound his fists on the counter intimidating me and i eventually just started to laugh and said "All this bravado when you could just go pump your gas, or actually do something" (at this point i was like fuck this job lol) and he just puffed off after his failed attempt to punk me.

All because he didnt understand our pump was an older one so you had to lift the latch to begin fueling