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I want a fucking degree. Right. Fucking. Now.

 

People do dumb shit on holidays. 4 jet ski wrecks so far.

 

Had no rest on my days off, my girl and I work today and i dropped her off at work for 6am and went right back home and spent all my "Time before I go to work" on bed to myself sprawled out sleep. Heres hoping work isnt crazy today.

 

dummies

 

How to Write a Funny Best Man Speech: 10 Steps (with Pictures)
I always thought it would be funny to do something like this and start off " wikiHow says a speech should include these steps"

 

lol that would be absolutely ridiculous. I like that. Especially since wikihow gives so many bad suggestions.

 

[insert that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine said she slept with the Groom]

 

@Joe4th do not bring a prop. Do not "Read any faxes/emails that may have arrived, include a couple of funny ones that you wrote yourself, these are always well received."

 

Not about to play catch up so here you go @Joe4th

*Hulk Hogan voice*

“Matrimonymania is running wild brother take your vows and say your nuptials. Jack, do you take this sister to be your lawfully wedded Jill, brother?”

 

so fucking excited for Iron Chic tonight

 

avoiding talking about doing coke off stripper's asses at the bachelor party.

speaking of a bachelor party whenever me and my fiancee get to that point ima just tell my friends to take me to a zoo or something lmfao. the stereotypical bachelor party thing wouldnt even be enjoyable for me, im not and never was that sort of turn up dude lol.

 

sleepy says: “take me to a zoo”
friends hear: “take me to a donkey show”

 

I'm not for any misogynistic behavior, but I will turn it the fuck up.

 

Of course I do, I would never besmirch the Good Name of the Lord

 

You don’t have to worry about a bachelor party if no woman is ever willing to marry you

 

this id feel uncomfortable since like you im not into misogynistic behavior either nd i never was interested in that scene anyway... if anything my girl gets annoyed cus im not more into the lust & sexual.... largely cus my sex drive isn't as active as hers lol.

what sleepy meant: shrooms or edibles and a trip to the zoo to hang out with all my furry, scaly, and etc friends.

 

They're literally calling their wedding Wedding-Mania so I've been trying to shoehorn in a wrestling reference

 

Acceptable obvious reference: Macho Man & Elizabeth
making people uncomfortable: Triple H & Steph getting together angle
making people hopeful for the future: Triple H & Steph real life lol.

 

When that album dropped it was the only thing I listened to, so of course I bought the bonus tracks!

Quality Ian post

 

Needed this this morning

 

Happy Columbus Day everyone.

 

What did you think of the new Movielife album?

 

All my posts are quality

 

Eh