A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 89

Hmm.

 

I joined because Derek kept tagging me in shit

 

sorry

 

@Fucking Dustin

 

I have a big problem I need help with

 

I've never been more upset with myself that I can't think of a good joke to say here

 

Tucks medicated pads will help.

 

Whats up

 

THE SODA OF THE DAY IS



FAYGO BLUE MOON MIST

 

Call Fleshlight customer service

 

i didnt know alex was a juggalo

 

Thanks Insane Clown Posse

 

That's what i'm here for

 

This is lowkey overwhelming. I can't believe I refreshed the page and read the sentence, "I get angry at melons on grocery stores." That's an actual sentence I read.

 

Well I do. Add it to the rest of my nonsense.

 

The pizza place on the block is great. It's a hole in the wall service station: no seats, get your food, and get out of our fucking faces. I dig it. They have 6 pies out for slices at a time, usually the staples and some oddballs like pulled pork mac and cheese.

However, while their buffalo chicken is p good, I worry that it is an afront to baby Jesus. It is buffalo chicken, then cheese... then a traditional red sauce on the crust. Not buffalo sauce. What this creates is a delicious pizza, but it's more of a spicy chicken parm pie and I take offense to the corners that were cut. At the same time, maybe it's the artist's intention.

So like do I burn the building down or

 

what time is your date with Dr. P Sniff?

 

Also @iCarly Rae Jepsen I have a fleshlight but it's too much prep/cleanup and my ex got me the mouth orifice model and it is much too unwieldy to penetrate for regular use

 

Not till 8pm MST. We are meeting at a pool hall. He said he doesn't like to be around big crowds and has a fear of eating in front of women he likes. His potential sociopath qualities are very attractive.

 

I for one commend their pizza creativity

 

HOW MUCH MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED THAT THIS GUY IS A NUT

 

Just remember, if he kills you, all the signs were there

 

I agree he is a bit of a spark plug lol. But the SARCASTIC BACK AND FORTH BANTER IS WHAT I LIVE FOR... I haven't had that in so long. So I am willing to put up with some serial killer tendencies...