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I've never been minding my own business walking down the street and had a stranger's cat jump at my chest

 

I’m having a hard time computing this :(

 

I'm a cat person

I see the worst in dogs

 

Here’s my question, let’s say I am a dog for a day and I, for the first time in my life, experience true unadulterated bliss. Do I remember that when I’m human again? Cause that could be very depressing.

 

haha I want to meet Gracie so badly:

 

Very easily! I'm a really small person and all big dogs make me feel unsafe and uncomfortable, and every small dog I've encountered has been loud and obnoxious

 

I’ll always prefer cats. I don’t mind dogs, but I’m pickier when it comes to dogs I guess?

 

I’ve bled from being attacked by a cat.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Hey, this was never a preference argument, it was a who would you rather be argument and I looked at it logistically. I LOVE animals. All of 'em. I've had 5 dogs, 12 or so cats come through my life. We used to foster pets. My dream is to get so dumb rich I can buy acres and acres of land for animals at the pound to come to in situations they would otherwise be euthanized and to be able to pay my staffers a living wage to take care of them.

I fucking love animals.

 

I've bled from being attacked by a cat but thank god I've never bled from being attacked by a dog

 

Small dogs ARE obnoxious. I hope you're still growing so you can appreciate dogs. I'd like to think i'm still growing too.

 

oh boy garrett i'm biting my tongue here haha

 

I was sitting on a couch and it came out of nowhere. I don’t antagonize animals.

 

Cat got your tongue, eh?

 

you take that MDMA we were talking about??

 

I find the majority of cats to be assholes.

 

Those days are over young Kennethy

 

I mean, come on :(

 

The Aristocats taught me that everybody wants to be a cat, because the cat's the only cat who knows where it's at
Don't tell me Disney is a lie

 

without question. you have to win them over. they are evil tho

 

the internet is all cats

 

I've had more cats attack me than dogs. They're tiny and weak so it doesn't matter, but the majority are definitely evil.

 

My cats are nice af.

 

I have a scar on my forehead from being attacked by a cat when I was a baby and it got infected, but it didn’t know any better. I just love animals in general tho