A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 875

would you rather ghostwrite 21 Savage's autobiography or direct him in a play the two of you wrote together?

 

He's not coming to our actual city. He's going to a small town north of it. A tiny fucking town. He's clearly avoiding the city because he'd be a minority here. Up in Hamburg? That's a redneck's paradise. Perfect for him and his supporters.

 

is both an option?

 

never heard of this man

 

yes

 

issa rapper

 

Don't do it. I was in the same room as him two years ago and I still haven't recovered

 

would you rather be a dog for a day or a cat

 

Dog. Easily.

 

cat

 

My Walmart has a new like tube thing that shoots out your orders like a vending machine.

 

Dog. I feel like it would easily cure my depression for life if I could be a golden retriever in an upper class home for a day.

 

Figures

 

I was raised as a Chihuahua until I was 6.

 

What about after that? What were you raised as then?

 

An adult male.

 

Dog. Assuming I was in a good home, it would be the happiest day of my life.

 

What was that transition like?

 

Stop using my name to push the grocery narrative

 

An adult male chihuahua? Oh, I see.

 

Rough. Dog taxes are much easier than people taxes, and the mortgage was cheaper back then.

 

Stop being a traitor

 

Ftfy

 

damn you

 

Damnnnnn it's Miller Lite steinie season. Same beer, slightly different bottle.