A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 874

thanks, man

 

Duddeeee, that's fuckin' YOU!

 

haha ikr weird

 

Time to write incredible reviews.

"I did a double take when I saw the author's name. I could've sworn by the writing alone that this was the work of Dickens or Hemmingway. I read the book forty times in a row, and still can't put it down-I haven't eaten in weeks. I considered eating the pages so they would physically become a part of my being. I will forever be a follower and fan of Travis McCullers work."

 

that's what I like to hear

 

you all are more precious to me than a parking spot in the Whole Foods parking lot

 

For me, that war is waged at Trader Joe's. I love Trader Joe's, but fuck Trader Joe's.

 

either or

 

I thought it was Traders Joe

 

my girlfriend and I are opening up a spot called Joe's Fresh Whole Market Traders World

people will flock in in droves

 

I thought it was "flock in doves"

 

Call it Joe's Wholes

 

change any of those around

there's an idea

Fresh Whole Joe's Trader MarKet World

 

I'm gonna start a very specific religious exercise institution:

Jehovah's Fitness

 

That has a good ring to it.

 

You go disturb people at dinner and drill them like an army sergeant, well after they ask you to leave?

 

Exactly, twenty reps of that. And some crunches.

 

Freaking millennial

 

i can't fucking believe this week is almost over, could dance

 

Trump is coming to a town about 20 minutes north of me. Once I get details, I am definitely going to try to go. @ChrisCantWrite

 

Chris already has tickets

 

oh shit

 

Chris must be in the hospital because he's a burn victim

 

this is a stick up stick up
I need them bags of that moneyyyyy