A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 872

My worse self drunk drinking story other than obv. getting sick stories is being at a party and being in that zone where you know youre fucked up and know you dont care but are cognitive youd never do half what is going on, and i did a backflip over a couch not accounting for the coffee table before it - yeah.... fucked my shin up real nice, sobered me up REAL FAST.

I have been the babysitter for friends before and my god.... the stories there lol.

 

You should probably get that in writing/email just to be safe if you’ve had problems with them in the past

 

What's "self drunk"?

 

lmao was my poorly worded way of saying me drunk myself and my hijinks. Not others/me babysitting my other crazy ass friends who have had drunk events ranging from fighting mailboxes to "being an irish warrior with a scottish demon inside him trying to take him over if he goes to sleep." lol

 

Ohh, haha. I was like, isn't all drinking pretty much self-imposed?

 

its definitely self imposed when that realization ive drank too much hits lol.

 

Can't wait to get drunk and watch the leftovers tonight

 

I need this.

 

holy shit. I have video of the group of guys who vandalized my car.

 

i miss @nl5011

 

G-G-GET 'EM

 

Me soon:

 

Post it

 

I will once I have it in my possession. My friend who owns a tavern near my house has footage of them walking by. Clear footage. I am so excited.

 

that's bullshit.

 

I had Chinese for lunch for the first time since surgery and I feel like garbage. woo?

 

Did Derek hijack your account

 

I don't know what that means

 

It's @dadbolt 's favorite show

 

Ohhh i also don't know anyones names

 

consider yourself lucky

 

there’s a reason I don’t understand the phrase “discretionary income”

 

Fuck. How am I going to do this. I have clear video of the guys walking down the street. They were clearly filming a rap music video. Low budget. I'm guessing my car will be in it. How the fuck do I find that video.

 

It means take the money but shhhhh don't tell anyone

EDIT: I don't know what i'm talking about