A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 871

a shot so good it almost bankrupted the flint tropics, gotta fill those seats

 

K, I’ll try if there’s still a spot. @Fucking Dustin @Laura

 

Excellent! Message me with your email and I'll send you an invite+add you to the group message on Chorus

 

mom just asked me to bake a cake. um. she must've forgotten the last time i baked something they came out flat.

 

just got my official offer email and the pay is less than what i was told verbally. do i call and make a deal of it before accepting or just bring it up once i get there for training next week?

 

before, for sure

 

I'd call, if it gives them an initial sour taste calling gives them time before they start to simmer down about how dumb they are

 

also if it gives them a sour taste they can eat my shorts

 

thanks. called. they have to hire me then immediately promote me to the new pay raise. temp management is weird.

 

she was annoyed sounding but also i don't care because $0.50/hr is a lot of money to leave on the table.

 

Then they'll have a real sour taste

 

yeah, the integrity of the deal is the basis of the working relationship, if anything that level of scrutiny is exactly what they should want in a management role

 

more salty i feel but yeah

 

also also a $.50 raise coming with a management promotion is exactly why retail can fuck itself

 

also why did corporate make me fill out all the diversity/veteran/disability forms again. it's not like i've changed from being an able-bodied, non-military white male in the last 18 months.

 

all associates (max 28 hours a week, hourly, year round) make $10.00
all temp managers (32-40 hours a week, hourly, holiday quarter only) make $10.50
all top sellers (29 hours a week, hourly, 40 during holiday) make $11.00

managers:
keyholder (24 hours a week, hourly, 40 during holiday) makes $12
supervisor (32 hours a week, hourly, 40 during holiday) makes $12.50 + benefits
assistant manager (32-40 hours a week, salary, 50 during holiday) makes $28k + benefits
store manager (40 hours a week, salary, 50 during holiday) makes $45k + benefits

they wonder why people leave so quickly except store managers. and even store managers are underpaid, especially compared to sister brand Victoria's Secret. those managers make BANK.

the first time i was a temp manager was before they raised their starting pay. i worked 40 hours a week for six months making $8.25 an hour. yay.

 

1 spot left if anyone wants it, if not I'm either leaving it at 11 people or giving the spot to Bobby at my work

 

My friend legit thinks he can throw a 70yd pass with a football. I wanna get him wasted and confident, drive him to Doak Campbell and record a hype video of him on the field stating his bet to the camera. Then cut to him with a cigarette dangling from his mouth, throwing a 35yd duck, falling down and throwing up everywhere.

 

Is his name Rico

 

guys friday is half over

 

Fuck that. Friday is my only day off.

 

What? How do you not have Mondays off? Don't they know that Big Bang theory is a religious observance?

 

I'd rather douse myself in hand sanitizer than watch that

 

One time I got so drunk at a GA/FLA tailgate that I planned a cross country surfing expedition with a Hispanic gentlemen I had JUST met named Alejandro.

I plan to get that drunk tonight.

EDIT: It's Alejandro's birthday today. I hope you and your wife are well, Alejandro.