A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 854

Hehe you said weiner

What?

 

Sorry guys I'm 5.

 

Every day before I go to lunch I check this thread. Every day after I come back from lunch I check this thread. Yet, every day I am lost

 

We're all lost

 

"I'm looking for an order for Mr. Deaton. Has it been delivered?"
"No, I'm sorry, our driver is still out on delivery. He's a little off the Deaton path."

 

reported

 

You may like that Joe but the customer sure as fuck didn't.

 

Sounds like an awful customer

 

Only FUCKING MORONIC CHILDREN are.

 

2 @Dirty Sanchez 4me

 

new avatar?

 

Bazinga or

bazinga?

 

WINGS, BEER, AND FOOTBALL NIGHT!

 

brb coughing up a lung

taking a walk when it's under 65 degrees is the worst when you have asthma

 

@Garrett L. did you know that the new Matt & Toby album is out?

I think you'd like it. Melancholy hymns and some originals.

 

The new Dep Director for Medical Marijuana at Department of Health called me to see if I was interested in some sort of position. The program is brand new since it was just legalized here so there is a litany of different jobs needed. Would be great to be given a chance at somethin' besides admin assistant . Either way it'd be cool to be a part of a new industry at ground level.

 

I’ll check it out if I remember haha.

 

MY GRANDMA PUNKED ME ONE MORE TIME FROM THE GRAVE.

We just found out she left me $1700 in a trust for my wedding or a baby if I don't get married that I can't touch until then. She has always been such a smartass. All the grandkids (except my sister) are pissssssssed. It's no surprise that I've been her favorite bc I genuinely have always loved her company but she was dirt poor and had apparently been saving for a while.

It's always crazy to me how people who don't give enough of a shit to take care of/love ppl once they get older, think they're entitled to something. You can't even call her and you expect to profit from her death instead of feeling the devastation like most of us did? Gurlsandboysbye.

I could give two shits about the money but I know she is laughing her ass off right now.

 

It’s hard to walk through all the places that your life used to be in....

 

Accidentally singing audibly to same logic on the treadmill oops