A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 850

I was gonna make a joke about why it’d have to be me as president because I’m the only religious person and there’s a big religious bloc in this country but then you brought this up and it reminded me i’d have to be president just to keep you filthy miscreants away from an Anthony wiener sitch

 

Dustin and Laura simultaneously give me hope for fun banter-filled love as well as a feeling there is no chance I will find it lol

 

It'd be an improvement which is scary

 

Dustin and Laura are an inspiration and give me hope

 

I remember when they were dating and it was kinda secret but I knew and that was cool I felt special

 

Dustin and Laura almost make up for the sins of this thread

 

you totally have a burn book for the thread don’t you

 

y'all are busy bees

I'm busy actually working

whaaaaaaat

 

Colby made out with a stick of butter

It was just the one time

 

who ACTUALLY WORKS??? i think you might be doing it wrong @lish .

 

I knew, then I forgot, then I found out again.

 

Coach Derek made out with Cam Pak. And Gar Sin-Jin.



This is a lot more racist in execution than thought, but it’s the only page of the burn book I can remember besides “dawn Schweitzer has a fat ass”

 

Remember when Dan was the only one who didn't know?

 

Who's Dan?

 

The old Jersey can't come to the phone right now

 

Why?

Because he's Dan

 

Bapsanzgo.

 

oh he eats ketchup on his food
eats ketchup on his food
oh he just eats ketchup as if it’s food

 

remember when dan wanted us to call him dank dan

 

omg what

 

I just got angry about this all over again

 

@oldjersey come watch yourself get dunked on

 

Don't do this Cam

 

you're right, allow me to amend

 

Dank Dan, reporting!