A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 84

what's an irl friend?

 

In real life? Idiots rendering lisps? Igloos raspy lice? Imaginary robots lasagna?

 

Only thing it means is he didn't invite us first

 

Bb my door's always open. And buy Rocket League you fuck

 

I'm gonna fucking stab this drunk guy behind me at this show.

 

Show me everything you've got!

 

No one is on stage. They're between sets. He's giving me shit about being on my phone and he tried to grab it. A couple of other guys are looking at my screen and making comments. I'm going to lose it

 

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SCREEN READERS

 

fake news

 

had a drunk girl at a show behind me one time that ruined an awesome concert for me. she was PRESSED against my back to the point when shed jump up and down I could feel her rolls and sweaty body rubbing off on my back and shes SCREAM right into my ear behind my head in such a way that the smell of her breath (terrible, like old coffee lol) would perfectly waft around my cheek and into my nostrils. I wanted to stab that girl myself lol.

 

reddit may be an awful neckbeard pit a lot of the time, but sometimes it gives us little nuggets like this. Never be bored again.

The Dark Depths of YouTube • r/DeepIntoYouTube

 

reddit is lowkey a go to for sports streams too I must say.

 

I'm pooped. Going to bed early tonight.

 

Me too. Look at this lump my bed grew tho

 

I'm gonna try sleeping on my back tonight.

 

do you usually sleep on your tummy?

 

Of course.

 

Monsters, side sleeping for life

 

I can't do side sleeping.

 

Cam you know I side sleep

 

Only reason to side sleep is if you're cuddling

 

God dammit Chase

 

That's what this fucker was doing. He and his girlfriend used me as leverage to jump and shit. Fuck no. I elbowed him several times and stepped on his toes. She thought it was okay to rub my back and be like "don't be afraid, it's just me behind you"

BITCH THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS GET THE FUCK OFF ME

 

Oh I know Ian, I know