A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 829

im starburns

 

almost made this joke ngl

 

watch community on hulu

 

I wanna be Leonard

 

ah so we're replacing the whole roof on my car... sweet.

 

ew

 

you're lucky that you played me on an off week

 

Ja calls Sheldon

 

Someone teach @Ken how to multiquote

 

I guess they have to


Raise the roof

 

I thought about it. Then I didn't.

 

the next person who asks me if i remember to send thank you emails after interviews gets punched. i'm not incompetent.

 

I heard this is a thing and I don't get it

 

lol well... shit. i've literally never done this. but i've also got every position i've interviewed for p much. not in a cool way.

 

Mine have always been short. "I just wanted to take a moment and say one more time that I'm thankful for your time and consideration." It's supposed to let them know you "want the job" and show you're polite or something. I don't know. I literally try everything that's suggested these days, hoping for a breakthrough.

of course.

 

I'm Borat regardless of what TV show unless it's one where Borat wouldn't have existed

 

can't tell if shade lol

i just have built a pretty good resume in terms of office work so if i interview for an admin assistant spot i am usually hired on the spot because, ya know, everyone in these positions is 50+ years old on a cruise to their pension

 

it's not shade. i just always hear stories how people do what "you're not supposed to do" and always get the job and i can't get anything. just frustrating on my end.

i have a stellar resume according to every hr/hiring person i've asked for feedback as i've searched for why the hell i can't get a normal job.

 

I need to know who I am

I'm not Dean Pelton

 

why do i feel like @AelNire is Magnitude?

 

also i would like to apologize for not producing any drunk ja haikus, my hands are full with d&d and shyam's album covers

 

Jeff

 

How do I fix.

 

Wait.

I mean you're not exactly wrong but I'm also not a scammer!