A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 806

a really simple way to remember who matt is is when you see puns that make you want to throw yourself into traffic that's him

 

i am 2-2 but i won the first two so i hereby request to be referred to as "originally undefeated"

 

no

 

Good luck throwing yourself into traffic with no Carr out there.

 

now that you'll have gone 0-3 since, I'm going to call you 0-3.

 

I thought that was me

 

cosigning that being ian, @dadbolt is wrong as always

 

thanks for the assist

 

wow i essentially have one day of work next week

monday: off for pillaging
tuesday: working reception at event
wednesday: boss away at nyc conference
thursday: prob have to do work
friday: working reception again

praise be

 

Next week I have two weddings, and then I'm in Chicago for wrestling the day after the second wedding

gonna be busy

 

this typo is v on-brand

 

dammit

 

It's a wrestling themed wedding

 

There are like 6 ppl I will answer my phone for always.

I was talking to a friend last night about being pumped to sleep in this morning.

Guess who called at 8AM to talk about dumb shit. I haven’t been able to go back to sleep.

 

You mean former friend

 

@electro haikus I am walking out to Cult of Personality for my best friend's wedding reception so the wrestling theme isn't that wrong

 

I thought that was @ChaseTx

Got your work cut out for you to surpass Ja at drunk wedding shit posts

 

"it's clobbering consummating time!"

but seriously i am jealous of your friend group and this better get recorded

 

They aren’t typos anymore, fam. They’re “a Sanchez” ffs we went over this last night

 

but doing a sanchez already bears a very real, unfortunate meaning

 

Wat

 

... don't play coy, boy

 

I WILL ADHERE TO THE PG RULE AND YOU WILL NOT BAIT ME INTO IMPURITIES

 

you sound like someone with a lot of experience in getting sanchezed

 

we’re making this thread PG again cam
if poor Garrett is hanging with the clique then we’re doin things my way