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I've drank like 100 oz of hard liquor. Been trying restroom like Four times

 

It’s amazing how much I pee when I drink. It’s actually pretty frustrating when I’m drinking at the movies. I need to time it just perfectly

 

I think Sanchez might be dead

RIP

 

the irony

 

I'm alive lol

 

I had the absolute best chicken and waffles I have ever had in my life for lunch today. It was next level incredible

 

Drink water

 

Where TF I get water at a wedding at???

 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Ask the bride

 

Lulz I think she's vanished

 

On her wedding night? Damn, that’s fucked up

 

I don't know what is happening rn. What is the question? @Dirty Sanchez

 

lol

 

Drink water, go steal everyone’s dinner rolls, and eat eggs in the morning

 

This is legitimately a good plan

 

Ok I'm not that drunk on my way home rn.

 

I know like who gives a fuck about other people’s kids and stuff but my baby niece is without a doubt my favorite human on the planet. God, I love her so much it honestly makes me want to cry sometimes

 

I have the best plans. Except when my plan is to drink. That’s why that plan exists. Also why I am trying to quit drinking

 

You’re not driving right?

 

That's what all hammered people say.

 

I'm having one of those depressed nights listening to music and like wtf kill me please bc this is very on point in my life atm.

I think we've lived a thousand lives
I try to find you everytime
I look for you everyday
I think we've lived a thousand lives
I try to find you everytime

I'm just somebody that you used to love
I'm just somebody that you used to know

 

Damn

 

This tho