A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 754

When I become president, I'm gonna make you mayor.

 

enough to fill your house up with highly refined butter imported from South Sudan.

 

Make me Secretary of Education. For the children.

 

South Sudan butter sounds interesting

 

mmm, Sudanese butter.

 

I hope Shyam's new single drops soon.

 

Who?

 

Need review for my cover on Taylor Swifts-look what you made me do

 

First thing I see starting up my computer is an email from Navient with a payment reminder... then I come in here and first thing I see is School Loan talk.....

 

what drinks do I order tonight?

 

Happy birthday @Joe4th !!

 

What do u normally drink

 

nothing really

If I do drink, just a beer in haste

 

Slam a couple martinis

 

I'll probably just order Gin and Tonics and maybe a Moscow Mule.

 

Tom Collins tho

 

Screwdrivers any good?

 

curb your enthusiasm marathon and nail painting with my lady on a Saturday morning [that we both actually have off for once] and Navient wants to be a Debbie downer.

 

Yeah if you like orange juice, they're great

 

many apologies. I prob owe more than u tho

 

What's the occasion?

 

that's a pissing contest ill gladly lose on, but god knows I owe a dumb amount

don't go to school in CT or NY, they sure know how to eat your pockets.

 

so what we talking today? obscure butters? let's do this

 

Chocolate milk, right @Colby Searcy !?

 

everything, my man