A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 724

occupational hazard i guess. i have to drive down lease roads every day so when it's dry, no. if it's rained a lot, yes.

 

She was incredibly attractive all her pics were in spots you think this girl would actually be a model cus of the shots, but then again yogis are good at finding zen spots lol. Ion I wasn't really even thinking that when I saw here, I just saw a very attractive natural haired girl and I was interested, went to talk and everything was cool and then she dropped on me "Next time I'm in NY we should chill, I got a road trip to ATL and Jacksonville ahead of me" that's when she told me and I flat out told her I didn't expect that but that's as awesome as much as it is a bit of a mindfuck lol.

Apparently she had girlfriends in NY, ATL, and Jax so maybe she did have a bit of trucker blood in her lmao.

 

Okay, I thought you were just out there mudding for the fuck of it.

 

yeah man i stopped driving through mud just because i felt like it like 15 years ago lol

now when these roads get icy that's a different story. donuts for dayzzzzz idgaf

 

The scooter convo reminded me my brother got my Mom to buy him a motor scooter when he was like... 8 or 9 from a hood barber shop, yet she was still surprised when it didn't work after 2 weeks of use lmaoooo.

Like Mom, you bought a scooter out of a barber shop.... do you not see where you fucked up??

 

IT'S TACO TIME BITCHES

 

Quesadilla gang.

 

tacos tonite

 

im going to fly to florida and eat @Mr. Serotonin 's lunch when he's not looking

 

I was on the beach with my brother once and a seagull swooped down and took the bagel right out of his hands he was eating as he was walking. One of the funniest things I seen just the moment of "wtf just happened?!" looking at his hand in awe and confusion

I slapped a Swan one time as a lil kid (not knowing any better) when it walked up to me sniffing and tryna snatch my sandwich lol. I don't think it knew what to do when I slapped him cus it was bigger than me so it just walked off lol.

 

Which book?

One of his? Or was he practicing his signature on the inside cover of A Prayer for Owen Meany?

 

it's called Food: A Love Story

 

just ordered a burrito

now that's not the only thing that's wet

trying to delete

 

Ooh I haven't read that one yet. I just finished Dad is Fat.

 

Can I just say since we're talking food; me and my girl have discussed this... and while Little Caesar's is CLEARLY not great... that commercial where the lil kid rips the #1 off the #1 Dad hat when he finds out he didn't get a great deal on pizza is amazing lmao. Why does the 1 come off with the # even though they ain't connected?

 

You see dis, bro? @Dirty Sanchez

Tom DeLonge Announces Second Poet Anderson Book

 

$5 bucks is such a good deal

 

oo oo oo @angrycandy what have you learned about me

 

One summer I worked at a Blockbuster in a plaza that was attached to a Little Ceasar's. Was a v good v unhealthy summer.

 

I use to work at a convenience store that had 52oz. fountain sodas/slushies for .75 cents AND i'd regularly do 9-10 hour shifts. Diabetes definitely got accelerated a bit.

 

look what came in the mail

 

you wanna fuck your cousin or something?

 

dude, any apprehension you had towards using that cover was misplaced. i love it.

 

yea he does

 

had an older black man come into my job and I guess he seen my phone background, me and my gf who happens to be black and he kept fist bumping me talking about his white wife, he also took all my jobs spare pens we leave out in case people need to sign a contract or something. just scooped em all out the lil cup we stand em in and stood there rambling about his wife and fist bumping me for 20 minutes holding like 7 pens in his other hand lol.