A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 720

doing that before I go for a Quest bar.

I'd prefer to keep those for emergencies.

I had to take a Tylenol just now too, so I'm sensing that it'll just be a feeling like garbage day and I think I did it to myself.

 

Jesus really did have the best abs

 

well I hope that's not the case! I'd definitely eat if taking tylenol though.

 

why do you think people say "oh jesus"?

they were admiring about his abs out loud

 

People are still talkin' about them after all these years.

 

meh

I had a shake earlier. I just used coffee to make it. which is probably the problem.

 

*prays for death to release me*

 

If 16 year old me knew 27 year old me would be
1) spending his day balls deep in an Excel spreadsheet and
2) somewhat enjoying it
he would put extra elmers glue in his hair and bust out a gnarly kickflip

 

OMG

 

would you rather have your boss fart in your face every time he/she needs to fart at work or let him/her shit on you once a month for as long as you work there?

 

fuck you

 

where's he shitting and how big is it

 

Beautiful question

 

fart

 

picks a different place each month and it can range from solid to straight up diarrhea

 

a shit may only last a minute

but he could fart in your face all day

 

Nothing to do with either of those please thx

 

That actually makes me more nauseous lol

 

Words of the wise. I think that's from Hemmingway, correct?

 

i'll take the risk of shit because getting farted on would probably give me pink eye every week

 

Travis we only do would you rather on Fridays, you can't sit here

 

Rick Sanchez - Earth C-137 or Dr Sheldon Cooper, whichever is the more memey

 

I do what I want when I want

 

Fuck. I can't get over how amazing the transition from "When Paula Sparks" to "California" is. And then the jam out at the end of "California".

Emotions every time. I don't understand it.