A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 705

never would have guessed Archie was an identity thief

 

I don't even watch the Kardashians and I know all about them

 

Ughhh, millennials.

 

My scooter was off brand not a razor

 

i heard it was made underground

 

"you've never heard of my scooter, mainstream scum"

 

could you do sick and extreme tricks

 

Yeah mine started with a “U” I think...

Anyway, I bombed a hill and ate shit after getting the speed wabbles on Christmas Day.

 

I bombed a hill on roller blades when I was in 8th grade. You can barely see the scars on the inside or the outside.

 

Narcs don't do tricks

 

only enough to gain your trust

 

narcs trick u into thinking they are not narcs and that they are cool

ur not a cool not narc

 

I definitely ate shit on a razor scooter going down a hill. too much speed. couldn't control it on the second turn. extreme.

 

We know

 

i feel like shit but need to go gym

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i want to die

 

what was the damage? cause I had to have my teeth put back into place, six stitches, and I wore bandages covering the right side of my face for about a month. I was like a younger, hotter two face.

 

What's the basis Derek

 

I used to bomb hills on my skateboard and it’d get hot and wobbly. I’m so thankful I never ate it, I was a fucking idiot

 

I used to skateboard lots

on tony hawk ha got the jocks

 

I used to out in this code where you can be Jango Fett and you can do this combo that uses his jet pack and if you did it fast enough over and over you’d stay in the air and get unlimited points

 

Apparently my scooter brand suckkkeddd, cause i can't find anything about it now. Prolly went out of business. Hopefully got sued for immediate speed wobbles.

 

little bit of road rash and the embarrassment of being the fat kid busting ass in front of the girl i was crushing on, nbd

 

I feel bad for anyone that has

 

it's hard to look fly on a scooter

 

Especially if you're a white guy