A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 699

I really wanted to make a Mark Cuban joke but that's reaching.

 

I care way too much about Kylie and Khloe being pregnant and Scott Disick dating a 19 year old but like that is a lot all at once

 

Who is Scott Dicklicks

 

my god I don't even want to try dating anyone less than 21 anymore and I'm 22.

 

Kourtney Kardashian's ex who's like a computer program of a rich asshole

 

She was dating a computer program? That’s pretty cool

 

Is Ja really quitting this site for awhile?

 

you never know with him

 

Y tho :’(

 

Am I a prude? Is it a common thing to give blow jobs, fuck, etc while there are a lot of people around? This show makes it seem like it's a normal thing.

 

I wouldn’t say it’s common, it’s a fetish. I once received a blowjob in my family room, which is connected to the downstairs bathroom, while all my siblings were in the next room and could have walked in at any moment. I’m kinky af and love public sex but even that was a little much. I’ve also had sex at night in an alleyway in San Francisco and people definitely saw it. But like, if I was seeing a girl who wasn’t comfortable with that I’d 100% understand

 

He is becoming moonpies as we speak, the ghost avatar represents his current death until he's reborn

 

I wouldn't trust Shameless as an example of normal lol

 

Very very very very very true.

 

I think it's @dadbolt's b-day

For real this time

 

his cousin

 

Oh wait, just saw y'all established this. Hope you a great one Derek! @dadbolt

 

I am really running out of positive energy. The dude moving out of my old place is dragging his feet big time but Elena and my landlord are not getting any more patient. I don’t know what to do, I’ve reached out to over 30 places, have over 100 more marked as not feasible. My sister in Colorado is offering me a car and a room as long as I need it to move out there and start fresh. For the first time, I am considering it, and it does not feel good.

 

time to get that dude out of there

 

thanks Seth

 

I was putting up two bar glasses today at work. I dropped one and made a badass behind the back catch. I was so excited by my catch that I squeezed the one in my other hand and broke it.

 

Damn that's crazy. It's like life glitched for a second, but then caught up in a minute later.

 

I guess not.

 

Well, guys, we've reached peak laziness. I brought in the groceries and opted for jelly on a corn tortilla. And yes, I had peanut butter, I just didn't want to look through the bags.

 

What kind of jelly?