A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 671

dr, phil 100%

 

that one might be too easy

 

i vote dr phils hand in my ass

 

I'll accept that

 

you're a dirty dog

 

I have no idea what that means but it sounds right

 

a friend of mine got a stag beetle tattooed on his foot and it looks like it's doing some interpretive dance moves


fucking weird

 

your commitment to this bit is truly appreciated haha

 

I'm just getting warmed up

 

I also feel like that gif of JB Smoove is the perfect reaction haha

 

when you're getting high today play this one time for me

 

My friend's uncle has a house in Montana that I stayed at for a couple weeks. Before we stayed he warned us not to fuck with the neighbor to the south because he was a complete asshole who thought he was some bigshot or something.

Turns out, my friend's uncle didn't know who Steven Seagal was.

 

lol that's amazing

 

I just ate more McDonald’s in twenty minutes than anyone should eat in a week. I feel awful lol. I have zero self control lately when it comes to food, it’s really bad

 

Been away for like an hour.

just finished that test.

wasn't so bad. I only questioned myself on half of a question. I think it'll be fine.

 

Still haven't watched, been busy with birthday stuff and the wife being upset with me.

 

What'd you have?

 

you want me to tell you who wins?


fine, it's not Jeff.

 

No! Haha he got eliminated last episode!

 

pretty good season

infuriating as they always are

do we get MasterChef Junior now?

 

would you rather pick up your worst enemy from the airport or listen to Pitbull for 48 hours straight

 

how would I pick myself up from the airport?

 

Airport