A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 670

Not only that but I would grocery shop at Super Target and buy other things I need for free

I'd cheat the system

 

I'M LYKE A BYRRDDD I ALWAYS FLY AWAYYYYYY

 

I'd only have to buy em like once a month

 

I think I would do groceries too

 

Then you'd have to eat those video games

 

she wants to fly away jacob. she doesn't always do it. always doing it would solve the issue and there would be no song, jacob.

 

I'd do it eventually rules are rules

 

Fuck

 

im gonna make guac this weekend. my options really open up from there. i can make fajitas. burgers. chicken sammies. guac is great w all of those.

 

well

 

Groceries

 

I'm gonna try this pistachio muffin I bought today in a bit

never had one

 

Sammie and guac gonna give Chris an aneurysm

 

BITS OF GLASS MUFFIN

ow

 

"My name is Casey Kontak and I'd like to place an hour."
"Excellent. Can I get your Kontak number?"

 

Embrace it.

Free groceries. Easily. More money for weed.

Anyway, like I was sayin', guac is the fruit of the earth. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, guac-kabobs, guac creole, guac gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple guac, lemon guac, coconut guac, pepper guac, guac soup, guac stew, guac salad, guac and potatoes, guac burger, guac sandwich. That- that's about it.

 

I hope there aren't whole pistachios all throughout it or something. what a nightmare that would be to eat

 

smart man

 

That would suck.

I need to go watch the Muffins video again before I start quoting the whole thing

 

I'm drinking this right now because I'm about to have to go look after 7 dogs for the next two days

 

WHAT

SEND ME INSTEAD

 

two of them are the worst and the rest are fine

 

would you rather get a cavity search from Steven Seagal (he's a cop you know) or take a steam with Dr. Phil

 

PHIL