A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 654

DAYYYUUMM that's almost like....7cm!

 

Uh oh. I did that thing where I arrive to early to a show and have nothing to do and nobody to talk to.

 

What's the worst is when they respond with unsolicited parenting advice afterwards
"This is what you should do..." or
"Oh, mine wasn't like that..."

 

THAT i get.

 

D&D

Twitch

 

Oh yeah I ate half a duck. My mouth is greasy. Now I gotta buy a drink.

 

What happened to the thread?

 

What show?

 

Jay Som

 

The skunks left?

 

I fenced the shed in, so I blocked them from their shelter. They are long gone.

 

cold weather coming....... my time has come.
hoodie & flannel weather is coming.

 

My favorite poem:

Swimming in the swimming pool
Is where I like to "B",
Wearing underwater goggles
So that I can "C".
Yesterday, before I swam,
I drank a cup of "T."
Now the pool is just an "ool"
Because I took a "P."

 

Y'all like it?

 

very witty edgar allan poe and all the others could never.

 

That one was for @angrycandy 's new book

 

Colby you inspired me

Now I done grew up round some people living their life in bottles
Granddaddy had the golden flask back stroke every day in Chicago
Some people like the way it feels
Some people wanna kill their sorrows
Some people wanna fit in with the popular that was my problem
I was in the dark room loud tunes, looking to make a vow soon
That I'mma get fucked up, fillin' up my cup I see the crowd move
Changing by the minute and the record on repeat
Took a sip, then another sip, then somebody said to me

Why you babysittin' only 2 or 3 shots?
I'mma show you how to turn it up a notch
First you get a swimming pool full of liquor, then you dive in it
Pool full of liquor, then you dive in it
I wave a few bottles, then I watch 'em all flock
All the girls wanna play Baywatch
I got a swimming pool full of liquor and they dive in it
Pool full of liquor I'mma dive in it

 

That brought a tear to my eye @Colby Searcy

 

Of course Colby pisses in the pool.

 

Y'all are too kind

 

I did that for Trav. Hope you like it!

 

omg this lady is pronouncing epinephrine like eh pen eye fryne. kill me.

 

I literally asked a customer at work to spell her last name today because it was "Cupp."
Like, I asked her to spell her last name even though it was on a screen in front of me just so I could hear her say "see you pee pee"
There's something wrong with me

 

Are Colby and John the same person!!?!?