A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 653

The lobster picture I actually requested because I was like "WE NEED TO CAPTURE THIS LEVEL OF JOY I'M EXPERIENCING" hahaha

 

wish I had money to afford an agent


I hate talking about myself in any capacity. especially when I'm trying to get people to pay attention to anything I did


#letshearitforsocialanxiety

 

PG for pretty graphic.

 

cheers

 

I'll be your agent. I'm fuckin' great with PR and PC culture really.

 

Puerto Rico and Personal COmputer, I see.

 

Did @ChrisCantWrite show up in my absence?

 

idk

 

I hate it when people ask me what I like to do for fun. Is that weird?

 

nah. I think most people hate that

 

It's the worst

 

Really? Haha seems like a pretty standard question

 

It's not the questions themselves as much as the follow-up questions.
-You say you like music, they ask what kind and they've never heard of a single artist you name.
-you say you like tv, they talk about TBBT
-you say you like comedy, they ask you about that puppet guy
-you say you read comics, they give you a wedgie and take your lunch money


I mean there's no winning

 

Damnnn dude, you're hangin' with the wrong people. Also, what the hell is TBBT?

 

people almost never give a shit either if you actually do open up and tell them something you're into


they just want to appear as though they care

 

I just say "I'm a dad I don't have fun"

It's not true, I do have fun, but it's a great answer

 

The Big Bizanga Theory

 

I mean, I was being dramatic, but I hate those awkward"getting to know you" moments at any new job.

The Big Bang Theory. @Dirty Sanchez 's fave show. ;)

 

I literally used the same answer at my last job. Twins!

 

Normies. This is typically my experience at like family gatherings but when it comes to people my age I feel like the experience is a lot different. I love when people are inquisitive. Too often I feel like I’m the one carrying the conversation and I’m just like are you gonna contribute anything or

 

uhhh niiiiiiooooooooooooooooo

 

@Ken please send cheesesteaks

 

What about film? Do you like 35 mm?

100%

I've noticed this alot when people ask about your children.

My response is typically: "He's still an asshole"

 

I just say "they're toddlers" but it's basically the same answer as yours

 

35 mm? Whoa buddy, I'm at LEAST 4 cm.