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Shit like this makes me want a kid.

 

I want a daughter, my girl wants a son... videos like this is where she holds her stomach and goes "Noooooo daughters are demons... but I want one so... baAAD" lmao

 

I also want a daughter, girls mature so much more quickly, if I had a son like me I would secretly hate him the whole time

 

I'd much rather have a daughter than a son, boys are disgusting besides me

 

In a perfect world I'd have 2 kids one of each, but I definitely want daughters more than sons. All throughout my life I was raised primarily by women, my most substantive friendships been with girls, I feel its normal to wanna raise one in turn?

Sons I feel I would just be frustrated trying to teach down that male ego shit, cus I hated it my entire life being around it. Absolutely would love to share all that "boys will be boys" shit and time with em too, but iunno... guess I'll find out when I'm a parent lol.

 

Police seek 'mad pooper' woman jogger who's defecating shamelessly on people's front lawns

"Poop is funny"
-Frank Reynolds

 

"Mad pooper" that's a villain for ya.

 

Back from my mediocre lunch.

What's goin' on mah lil vanilla chinchillas?

 

I gotta go to work in an hour and a half and pretend to not be bored even though even the boss when I come in looks like hes about to cry from boredom EVERYDAY lol.

 

Steaks. Banana Peppers. Bell peppers. Jalapenos Peppers. Onions. Mushrooms. Hot sauce. Assorted cheeses.

 

Hey, doesn't anybody wanna know whyyyyy his dick was near my biters!?

 

thred is ded

 

I say I want kids but idk


maybe one


idk

 

My sister's boyfriend wants 5 and she wants 0 so I don't know how that's going to work out.

 

I really just wanna not be randomly sad anymore

 

sorry had to put @oldjersey in his place in the wrasslin' thread, you know how it goes

 

over 87% of women in Afghanistan are illiterate


there's your soul-crushing fact of the day

 

2 and a half

 

Lol I love that shit, keeps me AMPED. Love ya bud.

 

Great compromise!

 

Same, maybe i'll move by you, i'm sick of Soflo.

 

Can we keep Chuck Lorre comedies out of here for ONE FUCKING DAY

 

Chuck Lorre just had an orgasm.