A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 593

were you just really bad or something lol i can't imagine how this would occur

 

I feel like that would be me

 

" Dustin that booze is for the customers, also why is everything on fire"

 

gotta hear that story

 

Maybe he did murder

 

@Jason Tate he's serious and just forgot to tag you

 

you're like *this* close to usurping @ChaseTx as the worst


cc @Fucking Dustin @Laura

 

you're like *this* close to usurping @ChaseTx as the worst


cc @Fucking Dustin @Laura

 

look it's stupid in stereo

because derekbolt is stupid

and posted twice

 

Stoopid in Stereo could be a fucking sick collab by Crime in Stereo and Slightly Stoopid

 

look AT&T is to blame for this one get out of my face

 

no it wouldn't

 

alright derek you're getting lippy with me, was the combo of diaper rash and kids bullying you at snack time too much today or

 

It's much less interesting than I made it sound (story of my life)

I was hired on to bartend at Cowboys Stadium for a Taylor Swift concert as a one-time thing with possibility of doing future events. The offered pay was pretty good and of course tips were set to be great. I made the drive from Rockwall (where I live) to Arlington (where the stadium is), which is about 50+ minutes depending on traffic, and spent 15 minutes parking and got there about 10 minutes before we were supposed to start setting up. The people who employed me, however, had no idea I had a tattoo on my neck, and once they went through and saw my tattoo they made me leave immediately

 

Even now it's not possible

 

Maybe if you could've had your shirt altered to include a higher collar you would have been spared.

But you would've needed a tailor, swift.

 

true

 

i hate you

 

i live for it

 

I actually liked this one

 

I dunno, I totally understand what you're saying, and I hear ya, but part of that is not a social construct and is actually biological. I literally cannot help the fact that if I see a woman who I find to be attractive, there will be a primal burning in my loins and instinctually think, "me need put pee pee in pee pee." I can however, choose not to stare, and choose not to cat call, and choose not to harass. I could do the respectful thing and maybe try asking them out of on a date or something like that and accepting the possible rejection. Finding someone sexually attractive is not the same as objectification. I've had women think I'm attractive and just wanna fuck, and that's it, which is completely fine. There's no harm in seeing someone and just wanting to fuck, that's sexual freedom. I've also had women straight up sexually harass me at work and talk to me in a degrading manner, that is not fine. That is where objectification comes in. Before I moved I was having fairly consistent sex with a coworker and I was just direct with her and was like, "look I find you attractive and I am totally down to fuck, but I don't have feelings for you in any way" and she felt the same way and we were good. There's a way to be direct without being an asshole. Anyways, I think you're fine dude.

 

Band-Aids don't fix tattoo holes

 

This all makes a lot of sense, I guess I just want more control of my more primal tendencies than my shitty brain is prepared to offer up. Plus, if I could just make myself not attracted to anyone I wanted to, I would reduce heartbreak ten-fold.

yeah i'm p fine

 

I really wanna be a bartender tbh. I don't sleep so late nights are no problem for me. The only thing is I feel like every bar has a super tight knit community and it's really hard to get in unless you know someone. I can echo the sentiment about not knowing many, if any, happy bartenders though lol, fuck that's too real

 

Being a bartender would make me feel old with all the colleges around here, and I have grown to adore my 9-5 schedule with weekends free