A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 592

Censor me! Pick me!

 

Try it. Update us hourly.

 

Yes. Let me show you.

 

I got my eye on you sodas

 

I wonder what this post originally said.

 

You prolly can. I once burnt my nipple on a tortilla, and I think The Sun can get way hotter, honestly.

 

Hahahahahaha

 

I can't tell you how many times I've fallen asleep on the beach and woke up with the weirdest shaped sunburn. The most ridiculous one I think was this Crab shaped toy that you press into the sand on my stomach. It was seriously the perfect shape, you could tell it was a Crab.

 

There are so many lists of "## things you do that upset/bother/annoy your bartender." I'd like to make a list too: "## things bartenders do that suck"

 

Bartenders that skip you when some other fucker is holding up a $20 when you're holding up a $10.

 

Bartenders that fuck up your drink and refuse to do anything about it or argue with you over it.

 

Bartenders who murder

 

Bartenders who don't know this song

 

Bartenders who dominate the jukebox

 

Ayyyy

 

When it's busy and the bartender can't hear your order so you lean over the bar and the shit is flooded bc they aren't wiping it down like they should and it gets all over the front of your shirt.

 

I think I might have a bartender vendetta.

 

Hahah damnnn this is specific

 

I'm friends with a lot of bartenders, so they tend to share lists like that on social media and I just want to be like... no. You don't have the most difficult job in the world. I still love and respect you, but no.

 

Bartender Vendetta is my favorite emo band

 

I could never be a bartender because:

1. I can't hear for shit
2. I will only ever ask you to repeat yourself once because more than that makes me feel dumb, and I just take the pieces I heard and fill in the rest

 

most bartenders are assholes anyway

 

I looked into being a bartender but then I remembered I've never met a happy bartender and I have enough issues with happiness.

 

I accepted a job bartending once and was let go within 5 minutes of day 1