A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 585

I'm reallllly tempted to buy a Switch with all this money I don't have

 

i will take mario odyssey but in the traditional way

 

I'll shove a Mario toy up your butt if you want

 

I'm eating subway and it's awful, but at least it's not bad for me.

 

Dem carbs
Dem cholesterol

 

It's bad for you

 

u gotta order the right thing

see above

 

@ChrisEatsAvocados

 

Just order a salad with no dressing.

 

Vinegar is good

 

quitter

 

But Dem low pH.

 

what's wrong with vinegar

 

Low pH mixed with your stomach acid can make your pH neutral, and your stomach might explode.

 

Okay. I'll live with that risk.

One remedy I like is to smoke cigarettes. Smoking suffocates the acid preventing the pH from going neutral.

 

p(s)H, who needs a stomach

 

I mix apple cider vinegar with water and drink it to help with my acid reflux

 

This seems counterproductive... an acidic liquid to help with acid reflux? How does it work?

 

i take tums to help with my acid relux

 

im a simple man

 

Subway is the only restaurant you can eat at in Hell.

 

with simple pleasures

 

I know most people either like or hate McDonalds with a passion but I love it. There's an Artisan Sriracha burger and holy hell was it delicious.

 

i thought you were better than us joe

 

i am literally going to be eating this in 10 minutes