A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 580

God. So I just stumbled into Denny's looking like a hot mess. As mentioned, my face looks awful cause I threw up and my blood vessels popped, my face feels like it's falling off, head hurts, and I don't have hair but if I did I'm sure it'd be disheveled. Anyways, of course I get a super cute waitress who is very friendly and a great conversationalist and I am functioning on like 30%. We're mid conversation and I get the ketchup and I don't shake it up and I squeeze the bottle and like the juice Water bullshit squirts all over my shirt. Then I tried to eat my waffle and it was like I lost basic motor skills. So embarrassing. She was adorable though and I want to talk to her again cause I noticed she had a Japanese name and turns out she's half Japanese and I plan to move to Japan so we talked about that a bit and I'd like to continue the conversation.

Tl;dr I'm a fucking idiot. Nothing's changed

 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAWHH. Holy fuck that's good. My man Sheldon wit da one liners.

 

El Scorcho?

 

Does @electro haikus ever actually write haikus on here?

I've got one:

Yo cash me outside
With a large tub of butter
Where's my bro Colby?

 

They do it to me every time

 

no he's a fraud

 

I have haiku'd
I just did this week
You fucks don't deserve them
Derek can't read

 

Us and @lish were some of the only people I remember posting in the Cute thread, haha

 

Cam is a fraud yo
a motherfucking fraud you know
he is such a fraud

 

I dropped a fucking fire set of bars earlier this week and have labels from left and right camping out in my front lawn and you muhfuhs want more from ceezy

 

the more i think about mother! the less i like it, but it was still a great theater experience

 

Smoking for the first time all day, good shit..glad I waited til after work, but I honestly had a little bit of difficulty not doing so. Maybe this will be more difficult than I thought. Idk, gotta make some sort of deal with myself and stick to it.

 

jesus holy shit i am too high

 

uncomfortably high

 

It's definitely gotten worse but it's not awful

I don't either and I have no idea why. I used to and don't anymore for dinner reason.

Don't kink shame

Indeed they do. That's about all they do though.

 

I didn't learn about haikus in school so y'all blowing my mind with them

 

Derek is so high he can hear heaven

 

shotgun me some hits all steamy like, ill take some of that high off yer hands

i remember the first time the girl i dated the longest shotgunned me hits in college. that was the fucking best.

 

no ian i did not own the spiderman vhs and watch this video like every day and think it was the best song ever u must be thinking about someone else

 

cam if you want to make out with me just ask

 

I'm not hating just saying.

Also I don't know either of those shows

 

derek, make out with me?