A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 559

Where has G$ been?

 

do you want me to spoil the leftovers for you to answer this in an analogous manner or

 

It's okay. I already know what you mean. I tried watching the first few episodes. Didn't really like it much. I heard it gets way better, but meh. You won't spoil it for me.

 

ok then g$ is dumbledore and it was all a dream he used to read word up magazine

 

I don't know Harry Potter, so I only get part of this reference.

 

idk harry potter either fuck harry potter

 

although fantastic beasts looks pretty alright

 

meh. it would have been more interesting with its original title "magical beasts and where to eat them"

 

depression is stupid and small talk makes me volatile af right now so basically I've been avoiding the thread to not blow up over something stupid because I hate my life and kinda wanna not exist right now
I am about to get in a car and go to Atlanta for the weekend to see Bruno Mars and Mumford & Sons even though I don't have money.

 

you are missed. breathe deep and go become one of mumford's sons

 

Sorry to hear that! I hope you have a great weekend and things start improving for you. We miss your small talk in here, so whenever you're ready to come back, please do!

 

plus without a mod around i think ian is starting to believe he is a real cop

 

yeah Garrett feel better, and I think Cam wants you to have sex with Carey Mulligan not sure I'm on board

 

wow it all makes sense now

 

nah that would be Mumford & Eskimo Brothers ian

 

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god. I'm like a lowkey hypochondriac/germaphobe and I just went to the public library bathroom and it consisted of two stalls and a urinal. I'm in one stall, some dude in the other. This homeless man comes in and sees that the stalls are taken and walks away, but then I start hearing someone just rip ass like hardcore and a foul stench begin to fill the air. I leave the stall and dude is shitting in the urinal, his pants are obviously down, I'm trying to get the FUCK out of there. He's throwing his shitty paper towels in the garbage by me. I have soap on my hands but the fucking sinks won't work and I'm freaking tha fuck out. I reach to grab some paper towels which are above the garage and I see his shitty towels. I leave and wash my hands at the drinking fountain. I am seriously gagging right now trying not to throw up

 

*ahem*

holy shit

*bows*

 

did u eat the paper towels

 

I was also wondering this

 

The dude's poopy paper towels? God no.















I used them as cum rags.

 

good soldier

 

alrighty then

 

sometimes I still get mad the video theme for style wasn't the video theme for wildest dreams and vice versa.

leave you with a classic lemons after whatever just happened just there

 

A Lemon Drop™