A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 558

Come
Break meeee down
Bury me, bury me

 

I just want all my organs to be in good enough shape to go to others when I die

 

I smoke so that's off the table

 

Shit. I don't smoke but I smoke weed every so often. So I guess I smoke. And I drink.

Fuck.

 

I'm rotting from the inside out so my organs are shit.

 

organs, shmorgans, ya kno?

 

count your lucky stars, rotting from the outside in would be way less appealing

 

I do want to have my nose cut off and sent back to my house so one of my kids can play very aggressive "got your nose!" with their future children

 

Not donating my organs is the one way I allow myself to be completely selfish, no one is scooping out my eyeballs

 

But then you're wasting eyeballs and maybe not allowing someone who could use them to seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ian plz

 

Obligatory

 

I don't know them I don't owe them anything, told you it's entirely selfish

Plus maybe they're selling them on the black market or doing weird stuff with them

 

It's official. PSL SUX.

ever the optimist, Cam.

 

Donate my body to science so they can figure out why I'm so weird

 

When I die bury me inside the Gucci store

 

When I die IDGAF.

 

I thought it would be cool to donate my body to The Body Farm but there's like a humongous waiting list for it. Plus my parents are against it lol

 

Dammit just unfollow Erin by mistake.

 

I had just begun typing a very strongly worded private message..

 

I need a drink

 

told one of my best friends of like 15 years to go fuck himself today so that was good. I'm trying to fix a printer by reading internet posts and the manual. and it is not going well

 

I fix electronics by smacking the shit out of them. It's why mine don't last long. I'm trying to break the habit.

 

i feel like this thread is the leftovers

and @Garrett L. is the 2%

 

This is literally a problem straight from office space. "Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?"

 

have you tried smacking the shit out of it