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Me either.

So I tune into JD Salinger's game show "Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities. What Do They Know? Do They Know Things??? Let's Find Out!!!"

You can catch it on Netflix.

 

I'm home. I want a beer.

 

I'm at the library. I too want a beer.

 

I'm at home. I have some beer

 

I'm unemployed until Monday.

The Geek Squad era is over.

 

Lazy millennials! geterjob! sad.

 

Have a coupla lemon drops

 

I've had major anxiety all week bc I don't want to scatter my gma's ashes tomorrow. Eek.

 

Where did she want them scattered?

I want to be cremated but after that not sure

 

I think I've mentioned this before but it's bizarre when arable land is a scarce resource that we fill it with boxes full of rotting corpses

 

We rented a boat and scattered my dad's ashes in the ocean by Catalina Island, which was as nice as something like that could be. Sorry that you're anxious @AelNire , hope you'll feel better come tomorrow.

@iCarly Rae Jepsen It's bizarre, and it's dumb, but more than anything, it's a business. More than that, it's a fucking scam. Funeral companies take advantage of those in a vulnerable state and convince them that a 5-10k coffin is what their loved one would have wanted. It's fucked up.

 

I want my ashes to be mixed with gunpowder and lit aflame so that I can quite literally go out with a bang.

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen a lake named Ft. Gaines is where she wants to be. We all grew up fishing and swimming there. A friend of the family is going to say a few words and then other friends of ours are cooking a big lunch for us using her recipes. It's going to be nice, I'm just not good at consoling people. There's some drama between several people too. It won't be as bad as I'm making it out to be in my head tho lol

 

When I die I want a funeral for a mannequin perfectly designed to look like me

Then I want each of my digits severed off, want my arms and legs severed at each joint from each other and my body, and want my ears and nose removed from my head. Each of these separate body parts will be mailed to one of you, starting with the pinky toe and ending with the earless, noseless head

 

Either that or just bury me

 

I hope when I die that people just throw a badass party.

Also, I just realized I have a paper due on Tuesday so, I'm lowkey fucked cause I haven't done any of the reading. God, I suck. I really need to stay off this website lol

 

fingers crossed i get mannequin dustin's asshole in the mail

 

Good thing Laura isn't a sociopath and wouldn't comply

 

I fuckin' love when people aren't sociopaths.

And sometimes, when they are.

 

According to Laura I'm not allowed to die

Neither is she

Rules are rules so sorry laws of nature

 

Just throw me in the trash.

 

Please uncross the fingers first

 

I used to want to be buried with a two way radio incase I wasn't all the way dead. Now I just wanna burn.

 

I've already got the raccoons ready

 

If I could REALLY determine what would happen to me when I died, I'd request that Chase be buried alive in my place