A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 553

yeah why would they listen to showtunes

 

never mind i hope your day is not alright

 

I wonder what users are the top lurkers of this thread

 

1. Jason Tate

We love you, overlord

 

Happy birthday Derek

 

Suck it Bengals

 

I have no doubt Jason has blocked us all

 

He liked a post I made in here the other day as well as a few weeks ago, I think he's an occasional shitpost enthusiast

 

He definitely lurks in here sometimes. I wish we had a lurker bar. I bet there's a lot of lurkin'.

 

god, elena was such a dick this morning and is now somehow mad at me for not seeing the movie last night and playing a board game instead and is having a passive aggressive "here's 4 angry texts followed by a 'don't worry about me though enjoy your birthday'"

like, you're making me move out and i have given you all the freedom in the world for two years, excuse me while i tell you to fuck your desire for an itinerary

 

yeah fuck that. today is your day.

 

and it's not even so much the desire for "the day". i'm 27. it's not like i'm looking for a huge celebration. but she hasn't said "happy birthday" even. her first text was to me this morning was "I'm selling the rock band set to vortex (a game store one of my best buds own) since you're taking the xbox with you"

- it is my xbox
- yes rock band was an xmas gift i got you elena but i now have like a hundred unusuable dlc songs so thanks
- wtf why are you an asshole

 

Homophobe

 

excuse me

 

A true ally wouldn't dismiss the entire genre of musical theatre

They would stereotype like me the best ally

 

okay ian sorry i prefer Pantera when jerking off to lighthouses

 

Vulgar display of power

 

nice haha

 

Chick-fil-a day, I do declare.

 

dammit i should have said Lifehouse

 

You had the moment to hang on to and you blew it

 

I was thinking Phantom Planet

 

Hustlers grab your guns
Your shadow weighs a ton
Jerking off is very fun
California here we come