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Oh Jesus. I'm glad I was busy getting my license transferred and signing up for unemployment lol

 

I'm on Reddit reading about micro-penises. Very productive day.

 

Oh so being a productive human being unlike us heathens

 

That was my only productive day for like the last month

 

Cute!

Height, weight, name?

 

Not sure of height - sister was loopy when they told her so I'll find out. She is 8lb 3oz, though!

And I can't even with the name... Renesmee Elizabeth-Joyce. I'll be calling her Bethy. Rest of the family is going to call her Rezzy.

 

Is it phonetically rennay-es-me? idk how to approach that one. Or is it like ruh-nez-me

 

After Twilight?

Elizabeth Joyce is fine as is, sounds like an author or real estate agent

 

My friends in a group chat are trying to get me to compile a top 3 celeb crush list like we're in 4th grade again. It's so tough.

 

I feel like every part of that name screams "1800's Victorian novel"

 

So easy for me:

1. Gillian Jacobs
2. Amy Adams
3. Fuck this isn't so easy

 

Have you narrowed it down?

 

1) Kristen Bell
2) Kristen Bell
3) Kristen Bell

 

Not at all. But I did discover this beautiful human being:

 

1. Emma Stone
2. Evangeline Lilly
3. Emma Stone

 

Bill Gates? Microsoft.

 

I don't know who this is

 

Apparently, she was in one of the transformer movies. I didn't know who she was either. Name is Isabel Lucas.

 

1st, 2nd, 3rd?

or 4th?

 

Option b

Unfortunately and I agree.

I kinda love that

 

Fuck these are both musts too. I'd go with Emma as three prob

 

This was a joke my dad told me in the mid 90s. woof.

 

If I had 4.

I'd go McConaughey

 

Ain't no woman gonna take the number one spot from Gilli tho