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Well, I'm going to the movies tonight when I should be drafting my team... lol oh fuck.

 

Here's my team from an 8 person league. Forgot to actually post it last night cause beer.

D. Brees
M. Gordon
T. Gurley
A. Brown
E. Sanders
J. Graham
M. Lynch
C. McCaffery
Jags D
J. Tucker


M. Bryant
A. Abdullah
D. Moncrieff
T. West
R. Cobb

 

Me too prob. Today is day seven of the seven day waiting period for my Moviepass card to get here. If I get home and it's there, I'm turning my ass right around and going to see a movie or two alone and drown my sorrows in butter

 

Wat? Not a fan of Wake?

Is Melvin Gordon actually good? I had him 2 years ago and he didn't do shit for me

 

My girlfriend will kill me if I try to draft while we watch The Big Sick haha. Gotta try to setup this autodraft as best I can

 

Hell yeah

 

I knew this would summon you but I'm genuinely impressed at the turnaround time, you really live the gimmick Colb

 

Yeah he's great. Got suspended for smoking weed and I think he got hurt last year. He's great when he's actually playing.

 

There are zero athletes that should be suspended for smoking weed during their downtime. Don't ask them to murder their bodies and then get so nitpicky about how they choose to recover.

 

He was awful 2 years ago, very good last year

 

I'm planning to draft one of these people so y'all have something fun to guess

 

Marshawn Lynch

 

Right? The NFL is notorious for their weird way of punishing players. You could beat the fuck out of a woman and get less of a suspension than smoking bud.

 

They can beat their wives as long as they don't smoke weed

 

Weed suspensions are stupid and the NFL shouldn't do it but at the same time it's super easy to avoid getting in trouble for smoking so idk

 

To be fair I feel like it would be apparent that he's like the only player I know

 

@dadbolt get in here and shitpost dammit we need to get our numbers up

 

UFC is undoubtedly the funniest with weed stuff. The guys job is to come in and try not to get the shit beat out of him 3-4 times a year, and you care what he does in-between?

 

I agree. I've heard podcasts where EX-NFL and College players have talked about the easy access to painkillers and how they almost push it on you when you're injured so that you can keep playing. That's the part that's obnoxious. Suspensions for marijuana but then, they have all that pushed on them. Crazy.

 

What if they do both simultaneously? Or better yet, beat their significant other WITH their weed?

 

Yeah, and it seems like it DEFINITELY wouldn't be an advantage to be stoned WHILE trying to not get the shit kicked out of you i'd be running away the entire time

 

just caught myself singing same logic/teeth out loud in starbucks so now i'm THAT person

 

admit it, we love you anyways

 

Got 'em

 

while not out of the realm of possibility, it's a science fiction rainy morning. i'll get my diva on on the drive to the gym after lunch.