A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 365

I cried the fourth time I watched Borat. Really just struck a nerve and it's been a favorite ever since

 

I cry once every couple of days

 

Too numb to cry baby

 

Not to kill the thread or go all Debbie Downer but this is my Nannie.

 

I wish I cried more, tbh. I used to be quite the tender heart. Depression stole that from me. Sucks quite a bit.

 

I like crying bc it's such a great release for the feels.

 

Exactly. I get mad when I can't cry over something I want to.

 

I cried over my ex a fair amount but that was years ago

 

Goddamn this dude is smooth.

 

so i guess the new thing my ex is doing is not answering my calls or calling me back. haven't got to talk to my daughter since sunday. i've had a shitty afternoon and really want to hear her voice

 

I'm sorry, dude. That's total bullshit. Pulling for ya.

 

get on that dark mode bro

 

fuck that sucks, sorry man

 

Look at mr moneybags over here

 

idk what the deal is. not responding to texts either. she will want child support on the 1st and you can bet your ass she will remember to correspond with me on that day.

not even 2 weeks into school starting and this is how it's going. not feeling real good about that at all.

 

i need more money. bought four versions of science fiction on vinyl for some reason i'm no doubt in debt

 

Live look at @SlappinCups

 

I'm kinda...franked, I guess

 

Y'all football people check out this draft of mine. Only an 8 person league...keep that in mind

 

Did you ever tell us what the HH thing at your bar is?

Hulk Hogan?
Handjob Heaven?
Hemming Hijabs?

 

time for Sophie to be a millennial and get a phone

 

With an avocado phone case.

 

Good lord.

 

People messing with my Derek makes me angry