A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 359

that seems too infrequent

 

do you guys watch norm macdonald live?

 

He's only up to average before you factor in his posts

Got em @electro haikus

 

especially considering that everyone adds 2 inches when disclosing that information

 

you're right i'll do better

 

Ive always done 1.5 to keep everyone off the trail of deceit

 

What kind of lives do you all live where you're giving exact measurements

Are you guys in some kind of Sexual Draft Combine

 

"The intangibles are there but this is a low ceiling player"

 

no

 

"it's proportional"

 

lol he's my favorite comedian so I am always looking for new norm stuff. unfortunately there is only so much of him out there that you probably can't help but check it all out every 2-3 months

 

Speaking of combines

@Colby Searcy and @Mr. Serotonin accept your league invites pls so I don't get notified about the fact that not everyone is in

 

depending on what he's working with down there though, he could be "big in the locker room"

 

I saw Sexual Draft Combine open up for Anthrax

 

Resent to the Emerson one cuz the other one I had right but I guess it didn't go there or maybe went to spam idk

 

Cool, I accepted. I don't know why but my Jacob one didn't go through for another league either.

 

Now we just need Colbs and we're set!

 

It's been like six years okay

 

Always wait'in on Colby

 

If you would like a private screening, I'll hit you with 5 inches of inconvenient truth

 

And my money was always Chris being the first person to offer a dick pick

Guess I was wrong

 

The k at the end of pick makes this a much different statement

 

im good thanks tho

 

also maybe it's less idk I haven't been insecure enough to slap a ruler down there since i was like 16, who knows what workarounds i came up with to tip the scales

 

dick picks are what you get at the sexual draft combine right?