A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 354

speaking of, I got completely screwed on bye weeks in my fantasy league

keep an eye out

 

what the fuck i want to drugs at this

 

I am

 

the trash cans where they belong

 

Pretty much all my players have week 9 or week 12 byes. I'm screwed.

 

dang man! lol yeah i have like 5-6 players on bye week 5 so that'll be fun

 

derek u didnt like my byeday joke

 

i have so many funny jokes rn

 

"Funny"

 

i do tho

 

like i'm proud of this one although it may not carry super well over text because it's crutch is in phonetics

it's weird to me that america took so long to get on board with gay marriage, i mean, the country itself was raised by forefathers

 

aids is just "antidotes" with a bunch of letters removed

 

thats a shower thought but still

 

welcome to my twitter

 

This is good.

 

i appreciate you

 

have you or anyone else in this thread done stand-up before?

 

my friend works for a government aids/hiv clinic and she's chronically like ten minutes late to work (but because #governmentjob no one cares) and I told he once "it's okay it's just aids" and it remains one of the funniest/worst jokes I've ever made

 

*raises hand*

 

One of my friends had a joke like "America is going through so many tragedies it's almost like it was built on a bunch of Indian burial grounds"

 

I know @Fucking Dustin has and I would like to but not in Albany because the comedy/open mic crowd here is bonafide bullshit

 

how'd it go? and did you stick with it?

 

Never mind looked it up and it wasn't one of my friends, it's always tough to remember who on Twitter are my actual friends and who are just random people

 

I give so much credit to anyone who tries stand-up. I've been told I'd be good at it but the thought of it terrifies me.