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No I'm not vegan

Cheese and mushroom

 

Cheese comes from unborn cows.

 

l get all my meals from Cow Planned Parenthood

 

I guess I'm just gonna try to watch this fight. I got nothin' else goin' on. My buddy said someone bet like 1.2 million on mayweather and someone else bet 50k on Mcgreggor.

 

I start my regimen of Info Wars Male Vitality pills tomorrow.

 

@thesoftskeleton had to leave to pack to sail off into the hurricane

 

Kaitie his jokes aren't that bad hon

 

pretty much me. mcgregor is the worst, but mayweather hits women, so i guess i'm rooting for the mma fighter who never trained in boxing to beat one of the best boxers ever in boxing? idk. it'd be cool if they knocked each other out simultaneously.

 

RIP me. Its okay ya'll im going out doing what i love. Drinking.

They really are. He made one of the worst jokes the other day and i was driving to him and i literally thought about turning my ass around.

 

White or Chocolate?

You have rich friends

 

This is exactly what my wife said

 

think of all the more productive things you can do with that money like give it to me for instance

 

Jackbox is so good. I'd love to do that sometime.

I just went to a bar with about forty beers on tap where they give you an electronic bracelet and connect it to your credit card and you serve yourself. You hold the bracelet up to the tap you want, the light turns green, and you pour and are charged per ounce. Amazing and dangerous lol.

 

shh they're not supposed to know we're married

 

Fee dfu

 

Shit

 

I smell the blood of an Englishman

 

What the fuckkkk

 

I went to a bar today that has like 60 beers on tap and it's not self serve but it's affordable. Like $5 a beer

 

That's a pretty solid deal. You definitely pay for the experience here. I had a flight and then like a 16oz and payed $25. Great business model though because if people suck at pouring beer and spill a lot they still pay for every ounce.

 

This is just the perfect shit to read after showing some guests Black Mirror tonight lol

 

lol have you heard about that company that microchips their employees? At this point it's still voluntary but it's fucked up

 

I am.almost100cpercent Irish you fucn

 

Update: my cousin lives in Dallas

 

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this quiz just informed me that i'm sexy based on my choices. seems legit.